Goldtooth
03-11-2006, 10:11 PM
So the weather was the best thing since last summer, so I took advantage of Mother Nature(hehe). I wash the car. Then tell my brother to get me a can of Brisk. Chugged that bish in like 2 seconds. Took a few moments to look at my beautiful work. Start drying. Go for a ride around the block, to more throughly dry it. Come back. Apply tire shine. Start waxing in the dark to a alley street lamp with my brother. Finish waxing. Open trunk. I was surprised the body was still in there..... Brother ran home. Open hood. Unscrew the power steering cap. Use turkey baster to take out what in there. Refill same amount taken out. Close power steering cap. Was going to replace TPS with a different one. So I just ran more tests on the TPS via multimeter. Go back to the trunk. Forgot again about the body. Neighbor saw and called the police. I feel something on my arm. I look at it. It is water. Brother comes out and says look there's more on the back window. And I have come to accept the seriousness of the situation and say "WHY?!?!" Check tire pressures. Driver front tire is low 5 psi. Cancel exchanging the TPS plan. Close hood. Clean up supplies. Brother goes home. Go to fill up tire with air. It is now lightly raining. The road is very slippery cuz it is not thoroughly wet yet. I say screw this and floor it. Engine screams, tires squeal/yell back. <---I am auto. Damn Lag. Get cable for air. People pull out of the gas station in pure amazement looking at my shiny ass car. Especially the stock 16" 5 spokers. They are so white, they blind. Put psi back to 37. Called friend to return the favor to show him that FWDs can peel out, Cuz he came by with his '98 Lexus GS300, and peeled out on my parking lot while I was waxing. Didn't work cuz he was at his girls house. I am right next to the air cable still. Someone had to park on half of the street/sidewalk/parking lot of the gas station to use the air cable. I sat there and laughed at him. I continue going home. Had some fun with 1st gear on slick ass roads still. Hehe. Came home. Got out of the car. Looked at the hood. Seen the water molecules being PWNED by the wax. I feel a smile on my face. And I say you cant screw with me!! Damn Mother Nature! I go inside. <---that took about 5 hours total, cuz I have to hand wax cuz I am poor. I eat. Here I am now. And I is still raining even harder now, But I have an even bigger smile, with a MUAHAHAHA.